Want to go upstairs and play ball?"" Now, you're talking. Naked basketball. Always my favorite."" Loser gets fucked first."" Jesus, Thursday, every time you set that rule you cheat."" What do you mean, I cheat? I usually lose."" That's exactly what I mean.

Mercy Celeste
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In this quote, Thursday asks Monday to play a game of naked basketball. When Monday asks what the rules are, Thursday replies that a loser gets fucked first. On his way out, he says he'll be back in a few minutes. That's when Thursday tells him that he's been cheating all along.

He's been trying to make himself look bad by losing to Mondays in order to make Monday look better. In other words, for week after week, Thursday has been trying to make himself look bad in order to make Mondays look better. That's cheating, and Thursday is known by the nickname of "Cheating Thursday" for a good reason.

Source: The 51St Thursday

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